A BRIEF RUMINATION ON THE SUBJECT OF COLLEAGUES WHO CLATTER SPOONS AND CEREAL BOWLS AT 09:00am……

………. Or, indeed, sit and chomp their way noisily through toast, muffins, croissants or other bready products.

 

Try getting out your beds 10 minutes earlier and eating breakfast in your own time (and your own home) – you lazy bastards.

Maybe I'm just a bit bitter about getting up at sparrow-fart everymorning.